Grifter Logic: When You Sell Olive Oil for the Apocalypse

Grifter Logic: When You Sell Olive Oil for the Apocalypse

The Kurgan's Mirror Moment

“They tie up heavy burdens, hard to bear, and lay them on men’s shoulders; but they themselves are not willing to lift a finger to move them.”
— Matthew 23:4

There’s a word The Kurgan loves to use like a hammer:
Grifter.
Everyone’s a grifter these days — Taylor Marshall, Milo, Voris, James White, Texas Arcane, the cashier at Aldi, probably.

It doesn’t matter who you are or what you say — if you don’t parrot his exact flavor of sedevacantist rigidity, you’re a fraud. A wolf. A fake Catholic. A merchant of lies.

There’s just one problem:

He’s describing himself.

🎭 The Word He Doesn’t Understand

Let’s define it:

A grifter is someone who deceives others for money — using charm, manipulation, or falsehood, rather than force. The key is fraud.

So when Kurgan calls someone a “grifter,” he’s accusing them of knowingly running a spiritual scam for profit.
Not just being wrong.
Not just being misguided.
But being a liar for cash.

Strong words.
And as usual, he offers no proof.

Just mockery.
Just name-calling.
Just... projection.

🛒 Let’s Check The Kurgan’s Storefront

Here’s what he is currently selling:

  • 📕 Reclaiming the Catholic Church
    A self-published polemic about Pope Francis being a fake pope (awkward now that Francis is dead).

  • 📺 KurganTV
    A paid subscription to his unfiltered opinions — a mix of Catholic cosplay, martial bravado, and theological nihilism.

  • 💸 Donation Requests
    Frequently asks for financial support from his loyal followers. You know, for the mission.

  • 🫒 Olive Oil Sales
    Yes. The Crusader now ships artisanal oils. Because nothing says “True Catholicism” like pan-fried sedevacantism.

  • 🌳 Tree Sponsorships
    You can sponsor a tree. On his land. For reasons. You tell me.

  • 🏰 The Kurganate™
    His most cult-like grift yet: a gated online dream of building a private village of loyal sedevacantists near him — provided you believe exactly what he believes. Want to live nearby? Great. Just make sure you accept his theological authority, ideological purity test, and probably sign up for some goat-milking shifts.

He packages this as “community building.” But the more honest word would be control.

🧠 But What Happens If He’s Wrong?

Here’s the core of the grift:

If The Kurgan ever admits that:

  • Francis was valid,

  • Vatican II wasn’t heretical,

  • The Novus Ordo sacraments are valid,

  • The Church is still the Church…

The whole business collapses.

His book becomes irrelevant.
His videos obsolete.
His branding — shattered.
His olive oil… just salad dressing.
And the Kurganate? Just overpriced land next to a guy who believes you’re a heretic.

He’s not just ideologically entrenched.
He’s financially and socially trapped.

That’s the real reason he clings to sedevacantism — not just because he believes it, but because his entire system depends on it.

🆚 Meanwhile, I Have Nothing to Sell

Let’s be clear:
I don’t have a book to push.
I don’t charge people to read rebuttals.
I don’t have a Patreon.
I don’t ship oils or sell dream villages in the Alps.

I gain nothing from exposing Kurgan’s errors — except the satisfaction of defending the Church from someone who builds his platform by tearing it down.

I write because the truth matters.
Because canon law matters.
Because the Church is still the Bride of Christ — not some abandoned widow waiting for a YouTube crusader with a GoPro and a gardening kit.

🪞 Grifter, Heal Thyself

The irony is delicious.

Kurgan, who:

  • Built a revenue stream on division,

  • Created a cult of personality around theological isolationism,

  • Reinvents Catholicism in his own image,

...has the gall to call others “grifters.”

It’s a textbook case of projection.
The only real difference between him and the men he mocks is that they might actually believe what they say.

Kurgan?
He has to believe it.
Because doubt isn’t just theological suicide — it’s economic collapse.

🧴 Final Thought: Oil and Snake Oil

The next time The Kurgan accuses someone of being a grifter, ask yourself this:

  • Who is building a business off fear, anger, and exclusivity?

  • Who never admits error?

  • Who can’t afford to revise his views — because the product won’t sell?

It’s not the guy you're praying with.
It’s the guy selling apocalypse in a bottle…
...and calling it Extra Virgin Truth™ — with a side of sponsored trees and sedeland utopia.


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