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The Warlord Without a Weed Whacker

When Fantasy Collides With Overgrowth and Incompletion There’s a certain tragic comedy in watching a man spend two thousand words telling you how busy he is—while producing nothing but more two thousand-word blog posts. The Kurgan’s latest lament, titled simply “Busy,” reads like a dispatch from a parallel universe where half-finished projects are medals of honor and unchecked brambles are proof that he was meant to lead a militia, not mow the lawn. His olive trees, he tells us, thrive. Everything else, from book drafts to children’s RPGs to the literal property he bought to play at rural nobility, lies in some state of abandonment or entropy. And why? Not because he failed. No, never that. But because he was destined for higher things. You see, he’s not a failed farmer. He’s a baron waiting for the apocalypse. “If only the damn weak pedovores would get to the apocalypse part already, I could fill in my nature role of warlord, protect my peasants, and they would be happy tilling ...
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The Loneliest Man in the Kurganate

There was a strange chapter in The Kurgan’s online life — about two years ago — when he tried to reinvent himself yet again. This time, not as a spiritual warrior, Catholic inquisitor, or hypnotist-mage, but as a homesteader. He made thirty-seven YouTube videos. Fixing roofs. Cutting firewood. Doing chores around the property. And in all thirty-seven videos… he is utterly alone. No friends. No brothers. No helpers. Just a man performing for a camera in the woods, trying to look like a rugged pioneer — but revealing instead the tragic emptiness behind the mask. If The Kurgan truly embodied the strength, charisma, and leadership he constantly claims, he would not be alone. He would have real friends. Real community. Real brotherhood. That’s how it works with men who live in truth. People show up. They offer help. They stay. But no one is there. Because he’s built a life on division. On chasing enemies, building echo chambers, and shouting down every Catholic who doesn’t bow to his...
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The Kurgan: Jack of All Trades, Master of… None?

You can’t be a world-class surgeon and a top-tier trial lawyer. You can’t train to be an Olympic swimmer and a Navy SEAL and a classical concert pianist… all at the same time. Why? Because mastery takes time. Because reality has constraints. And because no matter how much testosterone you inject into your rhetoric, you only get 24 hours in a day like the rest of us . But then there’s The Kurgan. According to his own words and bios over the years, he is: A hypnotist trained in trauma recovery and positive hallucinations An NLP practitioner A martial artist (in multiple disciplines, of course) A theologian and apologist who’s solved the sedevacantist puzzle A father of many, including one daughter allegedly abducted to Brazil A computer security expert A sci-fi author, book publisher, and prolific writer (20 books in 7 years!) A visionary scientist founding a globe-spanning research cult modeled after Hellboy A homesteading farmer with a side hustle in...
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Inside the Mask: What The Kurgan’s Asperger’s Confession Reveals About His Persona

For years, The Kurgan has presented himself as a hard-charging, logic-driven Catholic warrior—unapologetic, unfiltered, and unafraid. But in a lesser-known video transcript, he makes a curious admission: “I do have some sort of Asperger’s thing. Probably not full-blown, but definitely something.” This admission, though couched in vagueness, opens a rare window into the real psychology behind his online persona. And it may help explain a lot of what I’ve seen from him over the years: the bombast, the certainty, the black-and-white thinking, the social blind spots, and especially the contradictions. 🎭 A Glimpse Behind the Curtain In this video, Kurgan admits that he “never felt a need to belong” and that people often think he’s cold or lacking in empathy. These, of course, are hallmark traits of high-functioning autism or Asperger’s syndrome. But unlike a sincere attempt to understand his own mind, he seems to use the label to justify his abrasiveness, not to soften or contextualize i...
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When the Spotlight Turns: How The Kurgan’s Own Words Expose His Double Standard on Marriage and Sedevacantism

For someone who prides himself on being fearless, blunt, and unflinchingly devoted to Catholic truth, The Kurgan has a strange habit of going soft when the subject is himself. In a now-forgotten YouTube video posted after our first written debate on SocialGalactic, The Kurgan attempted to do what he does best: insult the questioner, dodge the substance, and change the rules just enough to keep his ego intact. But in doing so, he gave us something even more valuable: a timestamped record of exactly how inconsistent, evasive, and ultimately self-serving his theology really is. This post will walk through the key moments of that video—and show how, from the very beginning, The Kurgan has twisted Canon Law to exempt himself from the very judgments he hurls at others. 🎯 The Core Issue: Marriage and Canon Law Let’s recall the central topic: Was The Kurgan ever validly married before his “conversion,” and if so, was his current marriage ever reviewed, annulled, or declared valid by any Churc...
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From Lion to Lapdog — What The Kurgan’s Interview with Rachel Fulton Brown Reveals About His Double Standards

For years, The Kurgan has postured as the internet’s most fearless defender of “real Catholicism.” He’s denounced everyone from popes to Protestant grandmas with the same swaggering confidence: they're all apostates, cowards, or heretics—unless, of course, they happen to be his friends. Then suddenly, nuance, admiration, and strategic silence enter the chat. One of the clearest examples of this selective boldness comes from his interview with Professor Rachel Fulton Brown, a faithful Catholic academic and Marian theologian. I remember watching this exchange when it first aired. His live chat—filled with loyal followers—urged him to confront her about her Vatican II allegiance, which he publicly condemns as heretical. But instead of standing firm in the courage he so often claims, something surprising happened: The lion became a lapdog. 🪞 The Great Confrontation That Never Was This was his moment. He had a self-identified Catholic intellectual right in front of him. She wasn...
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When You're Banned but not Answered — The Coward Behind the Curtain

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For all his talk of battle, blood, and bravery, The Kurgan once again proved that his bark is far louder than his bite. He recently published a post titled "Don’t Wrestle With Pigs," where he mocked those who dare to challenge him—calling them emotional, dishonest, even unteachable. The irony? I had posted a short, direct comment—free of insult, grounded in Catholic teaching, and pointing out the contradiction of a self-proclaimed defender of Catholicism who refuses to account for his own three marriages and lack of annulments. Rather than respond like a man, The Kurgan pulled the same cowardly move he’s used for years: silence the critic, ban the question, and hope his followers never notice the curtain being pulled back. 🧱 The Comment That Exposed the Hypocrisy Here’s the actual comment I posted on his Substack—the one he refused to answer, and for which I was banned: What was so threatening about this question? It wasn’t vulgar. It wasn’t personal. It simply asked the ...
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